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May 23

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It must feel amazing to graduate college!

Almost there!!!!!!!! I can’t wait!

i just had to make a list! can’t forget anything!

ripperthejacks:

in the face.

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Reblog if you remember

fuckyeahitsaj:

captainswag:

jazz-dalek:

foreverhiddlestoned:

• what dial-up sounds like.
• the sound a floppy disk makes when you put it in the computer.
• Wishbone.
• Bill Nye the Science Guy.
• blowing into the cartridge of the Playstation game when it started screwing up.
• owning Titanic on a two-volume VHS set.
• using cassettes.

Okay, now I’m just confused.

BLOWING INTO THE CARTRIDGE OF THE PLAYSTATION GAME

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endangerment:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

Well, this dope dude.

this is gonna get s shit load of notes

i actually reblogged this 10 hours ago and  it had like 70 notes

omg

wowwwzzaaaa

wowwwzzaaaa

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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

• Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

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teen-with-twins:

my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?

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May 22

xoconchita:

i remember in like fourth grade the teacher was reading the story about the lady that wore a scarf and as soon as the teacher said her head fell off, a kid thew up.

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May 21

sounds about right ;)

@ nikki :)